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Wyatt Ritchie

Deeply sorry if you see my juvenilia poetry and fiction

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• Trump is actually kinda real for that
  1d (Oct 26, 2026, 12:09 AM)

• The President of the United States closing message to voters before the midterms.
  1d (Oct 25, 2026, 9:52 PM)
  Gas prices? Iran war? Tariffs? No. It’s about how much he hates Bill Maher.

• The popular thing is popular because it pretends to be smart but I, the enlightened contrarian, know it’s just dumb stuff for dumb dumbs and the people who like it or think it’s intelligent are DUMB. Thank God I’m here to rage bait the lovers and validate the haters.
  2d (Oct 24, 2026, 10:42 PM)

• The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes movie is popular because it elevates gossip to high art. Nothing flatters the taste of people more than that specific thing, right now.
  5d (Oct 21, 2026, 4:59 PM)

• I know there are many complaints about Letterboxd and some of the influence it has on film culture.
  5d (Oct 22, 2026, 1:25 PM)
  No, I don’t think you should be rushing to post your review before the credits have even finished rolling, or treat watching obscure films like you’re earning badges.

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