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- Ryan Fike (@ryanfike): "📸"
- Tandi Wilkinson (@tandithinks): "♥️"
- Becca Rowan (@beccarowan): "Stunning!"
- Rick Mandler (@rickm6p4k): "…in bed. "
- Rick Mandler | Substack
- Pajama Punk (@pajamapunk): "Oh my said in the most flamboyant voice I can manage ( I am a trans heathen with no style and an obnoxious sense of humor, I go deeeeeeeeep)."
- pikachud (@pikathechud): "They'll throw money at anything"
- Benzo Jones (@benzojones): "We've reached the point where even fortune cookies have to monetize their content. Next they'll offer a premium subscription to find out whether your future is actually worth looking forward to."
- Kozmo Specula (@kozmospecula): "Oh god no, please."
- ilari (@ikalimikali): "“you might want to scan this” OH THE AUDACITY "
- Theo Keene | Substack
- Thomas Linner (@thomaslinner): "Straight to jail"
- Serafina Purcell (@serafina13): "Pretty sure Id scream like Beelzebub himself if i opened my cookie and found this. "
- Jasmine | Substack
- Thomas Linner | Substack
- By Sterling Meryl | Substack
- Maggie May | Substack
- Theo Keene (@theokeene): "dang"
- Hawk | Substack
- wakkamundo | Substack
- wakkamundo (@zanytheclown): "I think the gambling market builds its own case for its own termination from civilization. I think being employed knowingly by one of these corporate leeches is sufficient excuse to be locked out of the dating pool so they can’t bear children. Actually running one should be caus…"
- Pajama Punk | Substack
- Cassandra Columbia | Substack
- Coach Kevin (@darndog): "Let us not forget “What are the odds this particular ad sends us over the edge into mass psychosis and societal upheaval?!”"
- Sarisa (@sarisa7): "Where’s the weekly Substack article you said you’d write? 🤔"
- Miniature literature by Faizan (@qrfizz): "So this is how all the cookies I’ve accepted come back to bite me"
- Kayley Shoup | Substack
- Ron Nurwisah (@boyreporter): "This is an insult to Asian American culture "
- Beatriz Formz | Substack
- ilari | Substack
- Maggie May (@maggiemayofficial): "I don’t want to see this ever!"
- Ron Nurwisah | Substack
- Christopher Smolski (@christophersmolski): "Enshitification + end times fascism = can’t even enjoy a f@&kin fortune cookie. 🤦 "
- Arushi Chugh (@arushichugh): "This would have been my thirteenth reason. "
- Serafina Purcell | Substack
- Rahul Warrier (@rahulwarrier): "Well said!"
- annaelle | Substack
- Coach Kevin | Substack
- debil (@fromagepapa): "they do this on fruit stickers now too"
- Chris Turner-Neal (@christurnerneal): "We still doing that thing where we go back in time to give Carthage nukes or whatever?"
- Beatriz Formz (@irisliketheeyes): "NO NOT THIS"
- CAL Zastenchik (@calzastenchik): "Well said"
- Chad Sealy (@chadsealy): " I swear these gambling apps are like the cigarette industry. Just finding ways to weasel their way into society and appear as the “cool thing” to do. "
- Teaching Nihilists To Care | Substack
- Hawk (@hawksonofhawk): "I can picture the marketing meeting where this abomination was conceived clearly. They’re all high fiving each other and shouting stuff like “Genius!” and “ROI!” and “Anti-Christ!”"
- Noah Lenten | Substack
- Chels (@missingsock): "That’s actually a pizza roll "
- Teaching Nihilists To Care (@tonyhughes10): "No. Fuck That Shit"
- Chris Turner-Neal | Substack
- Kayley Shoup (@kayleyshoup): "Truly🤣 I can’t even begin to conjure up all the things I should be savoring as we speak "
- CAL Zastenchik | Substack
- pikachud | Substack
- Chels | Substack
- Arushi Chugh | Substack
- my friend aurora (@theaurorarose): "It's not convenient its hard…"
- Grace (@graceface22): "Boooo!"
- Sophisticated Ignorance | Substack
- Sarisa | Substack
- By Sterling Meryl (@bysterlingmeryl): "I don’t want to die… and then I see that fortune cookies, a last bastion of mid prose is lost forever to tech bros…."
- Christopher Smolski | Substack
- Jasmine (@jasmine374894): "This morning upon opening the Substack app, I saw an ad/banner at the top paid for by, yes, you guessed it, poly market. Really, Substack? 🤦🏽♀️😒"
- Serafina Purcell (@serafina13): "This!😭"
- Miniature literature by Faizan | Substack
- Shug McNulty (@bigshuggy): "Pogroms have been started for less."
- Noah Lenten (@noahlenten): "They're taking my ideas now leaving unsettling notes in the deliveries at my warehouse job is lame"
- Sienna Boos | Substack
- Sienna Boos (@siennaboos): "this ruined my day, thanks😀"
- Kozmo Specula | Substack
- Chad Sealy | Substack
- Akatasulasia (@akatasulasia): "Wow"
- Tandi Wilkinson | Substack
- Becca Rowan | Substack
- Maurene Goo | Substack
- axyz | Substack
- axyz (@zyyx): "His name could be Cheese."
- Kate A (@katspugs): "Wow, he looks great. His rescuer should be proud. From a Bay Area TNR evangelist, thank you for sharing Cheesecake Factory. "
- Benzo Jones (@benzojones): "As a photographer, I'm always fascinated by people who can make ordinary light look extraordinary. I spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to capture what Quintanilla could apparently do with a paintbrush. It's beautiful work. Also, mildly insulting to my camera equipment."
- Akatasulasia | Substack
- Deanne Mroz (@deannemroz): "Just…wow…amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"
- Deanne Mroz | Substack
- Sophisticated Ignorance (@rexkwondoe): "An untested version of ourselves can remain impressive for a very long time. Reality has a way of being less generous once we actually give it something to measure."
- Amber Benson (@seamripper): "The best part of that description is the acknowledgment that he was destined to be “floofy.” "
- RingoKid (@datfooringo): "Hey Jett I'm Ringo and here's a story that resonates… https://substack.com/@datfooringo/note/p-217536070?r=19qbla&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web"
- Amber Benson | Substack
- Kate A | Substack
- Maureen Johnson (@maureen6johnson): "Smashing wee place down the road 👌😉"
- Maureen Johnson | Substack
- JoAnna (@joanna876935): "BTW, you’ve a natural eye for photography. Your’ England is beautiful. ; )"
- Barbra Luce (@barbraluce): "A spot of tea in a spot of autumn perfection"
- Lisa (@lisa981070): "Are those scented geraniums you’ve brought in? Looks so happy in that spot. "
- Dionne (@dionne734633): "The Stone slabs in the fireplace. 😊👌🏽"
- Linda Kay | Substack
- Zazanna (@zanna269): "Pop the fire on for perfection 🙌"
- KT (@kt12675088): "Precious fur baby 💕"
- Dionne | Substack
- RingoKid (@datfooringo): "Nice Plum! Im Ringo and here's my Aotearoa/New Zealand."
- Linda Kay (@lindalfie): "Love the chairs, love Twiglet more 🥰 her expression is pure diva!"
- Lisa | Substack
- Ashley Twiggs (@ashleytwiggs): "Twiglet’s throne! Who makes that great persimmon velvet fabric? Love it all!"
- Bunny (@theoneandonlybunny): "Twiglette❣️"
- Bunny | Substack
- Ashley Twiggs | Substack
- JoAnna | Substack
- Ruth (@ruth901645): "With all the news and commentary in the world, I look forward to your posts."
- Ruth | Substack
- KT | Substack
- Barbra Luce | Substack
- RingoKid | Substack
- my friend aurora | Substack
- Zazanna | Substack
- Joel Rash (@joelrash): "His list of nicknames will be epic."
- Grace | Substack
- Cassandra Columbia (@cassandracolumbia): "Very unfortunate 😕"
- Joel Rash | Substack
- annaelle (@guesswhoitis): "now what in the hell is this"
- Shug McNulty | Substack
- debil | Substack
- Lena Adelmann (@lenadelmann): "So cool!!!"
- Mausi (@mausi493207): "So so amazing! Thanks for sharing and feeding my artsy brain every day! "
- Benzo Jones | Substack
- Regina Duke (@regiduke): "The bathroom shelf is the one I’d want."
- Mausi | Substack
- Regina Duke | Substack
- Sophisticated Ignorance (@rexkwondoe): "Theres a certain comfort in never testing what we’re capable of. Potential can remain intact indefinitely when theres no actual result to measure it against. Sometimes protecting that version of ourselves becomes more important than finding out if its real."
- FunQuixote (@funquixote): "Self-protection is really just to protect oneself from one’s imagination. This is a conflicting act. More people need to realize it."
- Gianni † (@gianninspire): "The image you're protecting isn't even yours. It was assembled from other people's opinions before you were old enough to disagree."
- Marfala Creative (@marfala): "The light is so soothing"
- Lena Adelmann | Substack
- Treska Stein (@tslist): "wow, the second to last one with the open door is particularly evocative."
- Ryan Fike | Substack
- artagonizing (@artagonizing): "obsessed with all of them, but particularly the second one; from the silver platter and the glass to the fabric and the grapes, it’s so deceptively simply yet displays extraordinary range."
- Treska Stein | Substack
- Marfala Creative | Substack
- artagonizing | Substack