# JFC — we live in a Black Mirror episode

It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them

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## the year is 2026. we’ve lost fortune cookies. god help us

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This is fascism

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It's official: _Notes_ is just social media.

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I was lamenting yesterday how noisy the Roku home screen is now. I have the apps we use installed, and my wife has whatever nonsense she likes installed, and that’s maybe 20. Don’t tell her I said that.

Roku recently created a “frequently used” section that dynamically changes which icons are where based on usage, with the requisites ads …

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ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

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Christ, this has ruined my day. Enshittification knows no boundaries.

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Great sentence

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This reminds me of a few months ago when suddenly people were pointing to Wikipedia as a bastion of academic integrity

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Is nothing sacred in this world?????

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I'd genuinely kill myself if I opened a fortune cookie and got this shit